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Nuclear Warheads, Boobies and President Clinton
What’s it all mean?29 September 2006
by Huw Collingbourne
“i worship all that is evil in the world and hope that the democratic national convention finally obtains nuclear warheads with witch to blow themselves up in a glorious blaze of atomic fire. oh and i like boobies. and one day our glorious leader the former president clinton will arise from the ground look at his shadow and determine if we will have a few more months of winter”
Here’s a little puzzle for you: what is the connection between the paragraph shown above and Bitwise?
No idea? Yes, well, frankly, it beats me too. In fact, the above quoted paragraph is one of the curious search terms which has led some poor benighted soul to land upon the Bitwise web site. In fact, it might have led no less than 62 poor benighted souls here; or possibly one poor benighted soul 62 times. Anyhow, one way or another, that search term has brought a person or persons to the Bitwise site on 62 occasions.
I know this thanks to the search statistics provided by the Bitwise control panel – a tool which, among other things, shows this kind of arcane information. The thing that strikes me as odd (well, ok, the entire thing strikes me as odd – but I mean the thing that strikes me as even odder) is that Bitwise matched this search term at all. As far as I am aware, we are reasonably light on references to the Democratic National Convention, nuclear warheads and former President Clinton. And I honestly can’t recall a whole load of articles filled with references to boobies.
Out of curiosity, I tried the above search term in Google and Bitwise didn’t show up at all.
I remain perplexed…
P.S. I’ve just realised that by quoting the above in this blog entry, Bitwise will now get a high score when anyone else searches for President Clinton, Nuclear Warheads and Boobies. I can’t help wondering if this is the kind of site they are really looking for…